BIG ASS BLOG Meet Randy, a self-described talk radio-porn-comic geek. He's a guy who has an opinion on everything, especially the crap he knows absolutely nothing about. He often speaks of himself in the third person. In fact, he's doing it right now. Heavily breast-centric. Visit Randy's Blog

DEAD PERSON OF THE DAY There ain't no way to deny it...some day, you're gonna buy it, and Randy's always thinking about the recent and not-so-recent dead. The only tragedy is that no one's gonna be able to write his obituary here when the time comes. Pretty morbid, yes? Time to Die

RANDY'S VEGAS BLOG Although he lives in Las Vegas full-time, Randy is more a resident tourist than anything else, doing all the dumb stuff the rubes and tourists do. He's a simple man. And by that I mean he's obviously just a pathetic brain-damaged weirdo who does silly things and wastes money. Viva Las Vegas!

MOVIE REVIEWS Randy's seen a lot of movies in his life. Well, parts of a lot of movies. Mostly he just fast-forwards to the parts with boobs in them. On rare occasions he'll watch the whole thing. These are those rare occasions. And yet, still a lot of talk about boobs. Go figure. Go To The Movies

RANDY'S PODCASTS Randy imagines himself to be a talk-radio superstar. He's not. In fact, he often has nothing at all to say and just plays music or talks through robot voices. These are his more recent awkward fake internet radio shows. But on a more positive note, they're relatively short. Try a few...don't cost nothin'. Listen Here

OLD PODCASTS Approximately one metric buttload of Randy's older fake internet radio shows. These shows range from embarrassingly bad to genius, but mostly somewhere in-between. They have a fairly unified numbering system, but many, many different titles. A veritable feast for those seeking insight into the unstable mind. The Archives